Hey Chet,  you know what time of the year it is

Yeah winter in the Northeast but actually its summer in many other parts of the world

No silly its Christmas time! And you know what that means

I am about to be totally irate?

No it means Santa’s coming! I don’t think so

 

Did you hear that up on our roof? (it’s the wind)

Was that a magical reindeer hoof? (it’s the wind)

Santa’s brought a gift for you and me he’s gonna 

squeeze ‘em down our chimney? (I doubt it)

 

I’ve been waiting for him all year long? we started 

hearing his music while the Turkey was warm

I can’t believe he’s here again! My wish to 

let you in… on a secret friend

 

Close your eyes you’re asleep     

Wish your want, donner your dreams 

when they open and you can see

Christmas mourning after Christmas Eve    

That’s Christmas to me 

 

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Close your eyes you’re asleep     

Wish your want, donner your dreams 

when they open and you can see

Christmas mourning after Christmas Eve    

That’s Christmas to me 

 

Hey Chet don’t all these Christmas classics make you feel all warm inside? 

Like I’m locked in a hot car?

Nooooo like sipping a toasty egg nog by a fire 

First ingredient in egg nog? Salmanila 

Come on… sing along you I know you know ALL these classics …

Don’t Make me do this…

(Accapella Classics) 

Have yourself a… nice extended weekend

Sleigh bells ring…. It’s taenites 

Silent night… Tuesday night. 

Simply having…. a wonderful afternoon. 

Do you hear what you hear… I think you’re hearing voices

It’s beginning to look a lot like… winter 

Oh Christmas Tree… oh inside tree

I have no gift to bring Pa rum pump um pum… aaaah hold on a minute… I’m not a drummer but even I know the last thing Mary wants to hear after having a baby is a drum solo

Dashing through the… mall 

And so this is… wednesday 

I saw mommy kissing… daddy's boss  

Aw now you’re just trying to make the naughty list? 

 

Oh Chet we gotta get you some Christmas spirit! 

Come on let’s go cook a goose… Ebenezer threw us a quarter 

 

Did you hear that up on the roof (it’s the wind)

Was that a magical reindeer hoof (shhhhh the wind)

I can’t believe he’s here again! My 

wish for you is to clue you in

 

Close your eyes you’re asleep     

Wish your want, donner your dreams 

when they open and you can see

Christmas mourning after Christmas Eve    

That’s Christmas to me 

That’s Christmas to me 

That’s Christmas to me 

That’s Christmas to me 

That’s Christmas to me