If I got a dollar every time she lied, I'd ask her more questions. I'd break out my bible

And if I won a vote every time she lied I'd be your president. First lady would be her title

If you wanna be my friend better listen to my story

Decipher yourself what is true

if you win the prize you'll be my one and only

I'm never really sure if Sharon meant what Sharon said

Sharon says

If I earned a star with her every lie by now Iíd own the sky

The moon I could hold libel

If I dropped a tear for her every brittle stupid little lie

No there'd never be a drought, but I'd be suicidal

Sharon steals my lips after every lie

Sharon leaves my lips before every lie in a state of bliss I can't deny

I can't defy what Sharon says Sharon says

So you wanna be my friend (Sharon said)

Decide for yourself (Sharon said)

Hey you might win the prize (Sharon lies)

I’m never really sure if Sharon meant what Sharon said

Sharon says